Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Zombie in hiding

I am a zombie alive in hiding. No one knows I exist that lives today.  My zombie nature is not contagious so easily because I consume most of the fleshy bodies that I eat. I'm a guy who loves sports, hunting, and technology.  I like fast cars and puzzles.  I have children, 3 to be exact.  Not sure if they'll become zombies.

I'm alive with hunger, fury and rage.  I don't know how I came to be but I know that my appetite for blood is huge.  I smell food as I breathe.  My lungs fill with the scents of delicious rage to eat flesh.  I want flesh.  I want to consume the soft chewy tendons of a healthy teenage specimen.  I don't think anyone else knows that I'm a zombie.  I've been called a cannibal, but I don't exclusively eat human flesh. I also like most other animals.  Once, I ate a farm sampling. It was tasty.

My mission is too sample the entire worlds variety of different people one finger at a time.
I'll get there, I've tackled most of the sanguinary delights of North America.

I appear to be normal looking for all human purposes.  I don't have ugly veins or decomposed flesh.  I don't groan or moan and I'm certainly not dead.  What I possess is a power that comes out when activated that gives me intense strength, wonderous rage, speed, and a taste for blood.  It seems to calm down eventually.

The doctor initially examined me because I ate the family dog and caused some destruction at home.  He said it seemed to be an allergic reaction to corn or something that I ate.

His exact words were that some people have a lot of things to work out in there heads and that I should see a shrink.

I ate my shrinks face.